The crap that bands make when they can't think of anything good. Usually reserved for the most untalented.
Hell, even the my bro's garage band can play death metal.
by Mikel jo December 01, 2005
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A sub genre of heavy metal in which the best bands are the least musical.
rooooooooooooooar!!!!!!!!!!!! death metal makes me kill!!!!!!!!!!!! r0ar!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by dfsfsd December 30, 2004
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Lets all go back to the old days of ROCK... you have various forms like alternate, pop, light, gothic, satanic, and the best hard rock...bands like deep purple, led zeppelin and black sabbath are hard rock bands.... then in the 80's they changed to metal then came heavy metal, heavy metal bands are like judas priest, iron maiden, pantera and anthrax and so forth, still I class this as hard rock..but they call it heavy metal. You got lots of forms of metal these days and death metal stands alone, its not gothic or fantasy I call it where you run around naked and bite people like a vampire, thats gothic. so to be classed as death metal you do not sing about satan...thats more like satanic rock and its not death metal by far. To be a death metal band you must sing about death, your first clue is they call it DEATH metal.... bands like cannibal corpse has songs like "hammer smashed face" so if you get yer face smashed in by a hammer hmmm death can be the result, or like the song "fucked with a knife" hmmm chances are you will die if you decide to fuck yerself with a knife, so bands like cannibal corpse I would assume sings about the ways of DEATH so I think you can say they are DEATH metal 4sure. If you sing about anything else then how could it be Death Metal... Death and the ways of dying are brutal, cold and sadistic in this music, you don't sing about gramma dying from old age but if she got beat to death by a baseball bat then yeah whew thats death metal 4sure. So now you know the word DEATH has to be why they make songs, not satan or being a vampire or being political has to do with being thrilled by death. You must love the word DEATH and the music will make you want to hear more. It's vulgar and disturbing and sometimes insane and to me its great music. I think Death metal is way above all forms of metal and will kill to be the best form of metal, get it hehehe kill... okay remember the word DEATH before you play your gothic satanic political rock music and call it death metal.
Satan did not turn you into a vampire so you can smash your neighbors face in with a crowbar.... hey nobody mentioned the band "CROWBAR" they are a real death metal band.
by UglyMutt November 09, 2006
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a type of music that has really powerful instrument playing, but the singer sounds like he's choking on a horse cock. rap, while the beats are not real, they are pretty good and you can at least understand what the fuck the guy is saying. see: gay, choking on cock, lame,
grrr, i am goth and listen to music that sounds like a horse raping a cow, i cut myself and hate god, i want to be a death metal artist and can't get any girls
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An ominous premonition of impending doom lurks just beneath the surface and the diabolical lyrical content may contain
redundantly superfluous references to demons, Satan, Beelzebub, the Evil One, the Beast...
thus the guttural vocals and obsession with dismemberment.
by Dnite April 14, 2003
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A music genre, preferred by a category of people normally referred to as freaks whose only motive in life is to commit suicide.
Beautiful People by Marilyn Manson is the best example of how loser a person can get and then vent out his pent up loserities in a Death Metal song.
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Heavy, brutal music. This is only for hardcore people with an edge.
Slipknot is the most well known death metal band.
by slipknotfan4lyf September 03, 2003
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