complete and utter shit
Guy 1: "Hey dude, do you like death metal?"
Guy 2: "No."
'Guy 2 then sets Guy 1 on fire and pushes him into heavy traffic.'
by TechnoFTW November 12, 2007
Metal for virgin nerds who typically spend their entire adolescent/teenage life on the computer
"omg Erkel did u download teh new devourment album@?@?@!111 BEST DEATH METAL ALBUM EVARR! it leeked yesterday!"

"yeah its good but the new disgorge with the piggy vocals are t3H BROOTTT4L OMFGLLOZ@@!!11@!!"
by trasher July 13, 2008
the worst fucken music you can hear. Sounds like the vocalist is choking on a giant cock (ie; canibal corpse)Bands that make this music know they have no chance at selling music in the metal industry because the suck fucken ass. People who listen to this music want to kill them selves and the bands who make this music should be shot in the fucken head.
I was cutting my wrists last night listening to canibal courpse a death metal band (the worst fucken dick sucking band of all time) but i decided to wait and just slit my throat at there next concert.
by nick march March 26, 2008
a terrible genre of music involving ear-splitting screaming, groaning, grunting and pretty much sound like the singer hasn't got a voice box. the drummers sound like their constantly having spasms and the guitarists try to make riffs, fail, and revert to noiseless chunder. people who enjoy this music like to think of themselves as muso's who 'know' what good music is and anyone who doesn't like death metal is like so not musically cool enough. they act like this to detract from the fact that they, in fact, have no life and no self-esteem and like hearing songs like 'I Cum Blood' because they, in fact, do.
Death Metal Fan: OMG, have you heard this new song by Evil Death Pain Suffering Blood Gore Ear-Splitting Scream? It's so amazingly good. Here, have a listen.

Innocent bystander: Ow, my soul!
by Face_in_a_box May 11, 2007
1. Death Metal is a sub genre of Metal in which the Vocals talk about death or disgusting things. Death Metal involves a grunting vocalist, heavy distorted guitars, low end base, and simple and fast drums; double-bass,snare,high-hat.
1.Hey!, did you here that Death Metal Band Cannible Corpse? That song I Cum Blood is Awesome!

2. Iron Maidoen isnt death metal, they are cock rock.
by Anonymous June 23, 2003
Monotonous shit music in which the vocals sounds like the cookie monster having a heroin overdose. The guitars usually sound intriguing until you realize they are looped and continue on with same pattern for most of the song. The bands of this genre generally appear to look like Kane and Undertaker. However, unlike the wrestlers, these bands have no sense of living whatsoever and tend to blame God for creating us all and Jesus for dying for our sins. THIS IS THE EPITOMY OF WHITE TRASH. Death metal sounds all the same with no introductions, bridges, or much vocalization (unless you consider grunting to be vocals). Thank God for bands like Korn, HIM, and Linkin Park.
Cannibal Corpse and other crap bands in Death metal.
by Hector Stump October 18, 2007
An aural stimulation that has somewhat been related to bleeding of the ears, an excess production of testosterone, and the utter pissing off of rap fans around the world. In fact, this form of music is just white noise set to very fast beats, but due to a certain property only evident in angry, white, suburbanite males, this white noise translates into very fast, very technical, and very well written music (see: necrophagist OMG) Death metal musicians tend to have an extreme amount of skill, using secret techniques taught to them by subliminal messaging through the Slayer Compact Disc, Reign In Blood, of only which a few copies exists today, that produces this extreme effect. It is said that there are secret rituals in Greg's Basement that are used to summon the almighty Slayer, involving the parting of a chicken, dipping your head in entrails for apples, and going trick or treating in the middle of august. Avoid death metal fans at all cost. They are infected with nerd syndrome, a very infectious disease which you may catch after only one listen to a death metal CD. If you ever encounter one of these nerds, the obvious symptoms are as follows: Obesity, extreme paleness of the skin, acne, a lack of social awareness, stuttering, the tendency to talk to oneself, a delusion that they are OMG TEH HOTNESS. Run.
Death metal fan: Blah blah blah blah Vader blah blah Monstrosity, blah blah blah blah tremelo picking blah blah blah Cryptopsy, blah blah blah blah blah blastbeats.

Death metal band: Blah blah blah blood, blah blah blah blah blah blah guts blah blah blah anal blah blah poop, blah blah blah blah knife blah blah blah satan blah god.
by Lado July 31, 2006
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