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A mythical programming language, similar to C++, where you describe in a text file how you want someone to die, usually in a gruesome way, and the compiler 3D renders a video file of the death complete with blood and guts. A game which I wish they would make but the do-gooders won't allow it because they think it will make kids go on killing sprees.
--sample Death++ code:-- /* mayandrink.dpp Mayan Sacrifice */ #include <athame.h> #include <goblet.h> create(victim1); Standup(victim1); SlitThroat(victim1,athame1,1,1){ while throat(victim1) not bleeding{ waitVblankStart()/* wait for blood to start oozing out */ } } while throat(victim1) bleeding and goblet not full{ goblet.place(underthroat) /*catch the blood in the goblet */ } /* the grand finale! drinking the human blood! */ goblet.drink(self,GOBLET_CAPACITY); end(); Lamer1: "I'm bored, lets play the game Dance Dance Revolution:Skyclad Forest Edition!"
Man1: "Naw, let's make a Mayan Sacrifice Ritual video in Death++!" |
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