Friend 1: He won't wake up.
Me: Have you tried giving him head?
Friend 1: Yes, not even a twitch.
Me: Well you could sit on his face...he'll either get to work or suffocate.
Friend 1: HAHAHAHAHA Death by Cooter!
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