Person 2: Is there a term for masturbating to photos of people who have died?
Person 3: One who does is a "Deadbeat".
You stay home and play video games, deadbeat!
You eat Taco Bell for dinner..deadbeat!
You drink Dr. Peper ....deadbeat!
You have no gas( that goes in a car)..deadbeat!
You have no job( thus, why you are a deadbeat).
You have no education( thus, why you have no job)
You have no life!