saying "dead as fuck" means youre at an emotional coma. basically its when you get to a point of laughter or shock that you really have nothing else you can do or say, so you just kinda sit there lifeless - or dead. mostly used on the internet but it works around friends too.
*your friend falls down a huge ass set of stairs yelling the whole time*
you: (assuming theyre ok) bwahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahah i am DEAD AS FUCK!!! you shoulda seen your face!
you: (assuming theyre ok) bwahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahah i am DEAD AS FUCK!!! you shoulda seen your face!
by xThatGuyZ September 12, 2011
When you do something to your girl (like cheat on her) and you have to get one last fuck with her before she finds out and kicks you out.
Reference to: dead man walking, the name given to prisoners on death row right before they are executed
Reference to: dead man walking, the name given to prisoners on death row right before they are executed
by BlaineRick March 24, 2015
by Masta Dragon Red June 24, 2004
When proceeding to have sexual intercourse with the opposite sex, your partner appears to die. Foreplay can be very active and passionate, but once the penis is inserted into the women she becomes incapacitated.
"that was the worst sex of my life, that girl was a dead fuck"
"kim is a dead fuck"
"i was unsuccessful at bringing her back to life, sally is a dead fuck"
"kim is a dead fuck"
"i was unsuccessful at bringing her back to life, sally is a dead fuck"
by Hank the skank April 21, 2006
When having sex with a female, she preceeds to lay there motionless and just stare you in the eyes. No emotion whatsoever. Doesn't appear to be interested in the physical happenings of the moment. Alive, but resembling a dead body by her lack of movement.
by neverhaveiheather March 5, 2013
When you're attempting to fuck a male who expects you to initiate every time. A male Chris who just lays on his back and expects to get a nut that he hasn't earned. A male who wants head but is to lazy to get off his ass and give his girl head. A dead fuck lays there and expects the girl to get on top. A dead fuck doesn't do shit. Expects the girl to do all the work but gives no pleasure in return.
Chris is a dead fuck, he just lays there.
No one wants to be with that dead fuck Chris, he's so lazy in bed.
No one wants to be with that dead fuck Chris, he's so lazy in bed.
by Crazypeople4 July 22, 2017