Top Definition
1) When a problem is encured, this phrase is used to tell another person that the originator's needs are simply not possible/available and probably won't be in the near future.

2) To be doomed to misery in the near future

3) A term used to refer to a homosexual that engages in necrophelia.
1) "Dude, you know how you need that kidney? Well, you're looking at being a dead man's lover."

2) "I got drunk last night instead of studying for my Physics final, I'm a dead man's lover."

by R Vollen February 21, 2008

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