"I just got dead fished in front of the entire mens' lacrosse team. I'm going to go kill myself now"
Guys thoughts while having sex with a Dead fish... "'I am the shit" " I am fucking her so hard she can't move" "Look at her eyes, she can't even look at me I am such a stud" "fuck yea...I rock"
2) While offering someone a high five, when the other person goes for the high five, you quickly put the top of your hand down touching the bottom of your hand and yell
2) "When our team scored a touchdown, I deadfished my friend by completely faking my high five."