1. Someone who is unable to move to do ABSOLUTELY anything at all.
2. Someone who is a number 11 on the drunk scale (drunk scale from 0-10)
Hell no I won't move (even to...eat, watch Beyonce, smoke) I am a dead load.
Did you see that girl passed out in the broken hammock in the front yard, she is a DEAD LOAD!!!!!!
I am a Dead Load.