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A Chinese Percussionist who seduces all the girls with his abnormally-shaped wine glass. Any guy who goes by the name Daycock has to have uncontrollable erectations and must have a weird passion for chocolate milk and correcting foreign kids' pronunciation of the word "honors."
"Mayne, I gotta vote for Daycock. His name rox my sox!"
by HonorsGirl September 08, 2009

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