A man who has tried once, and then given up completely with woman.
"We should hook him up with one of your friends."

"No can do. He is the new Davy Jones."
by Mark Fizz March 05, 2010
Typically following an Angry Pirate, after the subjected person has been calmed down, the Davy Jones intervenes. He informs the subject that his foreskin has been locked in a hidden box and that as little as 5 to a maximum of 10 uncircumsized pirates must Bukkake her and allow the cum to drip off her chin (simulating octapus tentacles). After this sacrifice, the suspect will help Davy Jones locate his hidden foreskin and return to his Jewish heritage.
"I was at the all Jewish fraternity on campus and some ass gave me an Angry Pirate, but after realizing the epic dilemma, I decided to accept the Davy Jones so I could fuck other guys in the house next weekend"
by JacknRochNY June 13, 2007
When a Male ejaculates large amounts of semen on a womans face - mainly the lower facial region - causing her to look like Davy Jones from "Pirates of the Caribbean"
Works well with the Pirate technique
Steve had been storing his load for a while and when he hooked up with Jessi he gave her a Davy Jones. Yarrr!!!
by norris1234 July 05, 2007
The sexual act of the partner giving oral sex to the man using fecal matter and salt as lubricant. The partner servicing the other also has 20 leeches attach to her/his chin , and muxt finish before the leeches deplete the person's blood. If the act is finished, it is followed by a Great Kraken Slap, in which the man pounds the servicing partner with both hands on the sides of his/her head to finish the job.
The Davy Jones is like the salty sea.

The woman was overcome by scurvy after giving a Davy Jones.
by G-Unit 4 Lyfe April 17, 2007
A person who is giving head that has ice cubes in their mouth
It was hard to keep the blood flow in my penis when i was gettin a Davy Jones.
by byson August 06, 2006

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