A sexual maneuver that when performed correctly can side step the social awkwardness that may ensue a random blowjob, when found in the female’s environment and near climax withdraw and ejaculate into her eyes, while she rubs at her eyes in order to see, use this moment to make for the door, be sure to turn on the light and let out a CHEEEESEEE ITS! For entertainment value. When she is able to see in 5-10 minutes (sight loss is rarely permanent) she will be in alone and disoriented but not expecting a phone call. This was found on cave writings of the Incas but the original name was lost in translation, David Blaine was the first in successfully performing this lost art form in modern times.
Synonyms: DB-ing
Antonyms: Cuddling
Buddy One: So how did you leave it with Kim last night? I heard she is clingy.
Buddy Two: No we're cool she gave me a blowjob and I David Blained it out of there before her romates came back.
by Blaine Hero November 18, 2007
the hot magician who goes up to random people on the street and does crazy tricks to make them freak out. He has been known to bring flies bak to life and float in mid air.
yo i just saw david blaine on TV; that dude is mad cool.
by kris pow May 23, 2005
(as versatile as our favorite four letter word)
/da-veed bologna/ Pronunciation Vulgar.
–verb (used with object)
1. (Blaine)-to have sexual intercourse with.
2. (Blained)-Slang. to be treated unfairly or harshly.
–verb (used without object)
3.(David Blaining) to have sexual intercourse.
4. (Blained) Slang. to meddle (usually fol. by around or with).
–interjection
5. (What the EFF David Blaine) Slang. (used to express anger, disgust, peremptory rejection, etc., often fol. by a pronoun, as you or it.)
–noun
6.(D Blaineing) an act of sexual intercourse.
7. (Blainers) a partner in sexual intercourse.
8. Slang. a person, esp. one who is annoying or contemptible.
9. (the EFF, David Blaine), Slang. (used as an intensifier, esp. with WH-questions, to express annoyance, impatience, etc.)
—Verb phrases
10. (Blaine around), Slang. a. to behave in a frivolous or meddlesome way.
b. to engage in promiscuous sex.
11. Blaine off, Slang. a. to shirk one's duty; malinger.
b. go away: used as an exclamation of impatience.
c. to waste time.
12. (cheez-its, cheez-its, cheez-its repeat)Blaine-up, Slang. a. to bungle or botch; ruin.
b. to act stupidly or carelessly; cause trouble; mess up.

—Idiom13. give a Blaine, Slang. to care; be concerned.
David Blaine is a naughty word.
1. Doreen and I want to Blaine SOO bad, but we can never get a second alone!
2. I was totally Blained at the DMV...
3. Doreen and I FIANLLY got to the David Blaning! It was AWESOME!
4. So check out this mother- effer... Blained around in my business again.
6. kid 1: Yo, I was D Blaineing the EFF out of her the other night, when my MOM walked in. (reference # 5)
kid 2: WHAT the EFF, David Blaine! Thats total cheese-its! (reference # 12)
7. Ive had at LEAST 25 Blainers since I started having sex.
8. David Blaine. Rot in hell.
9. Levitate me DOWN David Blaine, WHAT THE EFF!
10. You know how I do, I just loooove to Blaine around.
11. Blaine off, I already came.
c. Im gonna spend all Saturday doing nothing, I'll just Blaine around.
12. Cheez-its- as exclimation. CHEEZ_ITS...CHEEZ_ITS DAVID BLAINE!
13. I don't give a flying David Blaine.
by PirateNinjaKitties November 24, 2007
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