David Blaine is a 33 year old man born in Brooklyn who makes a living doing a whole lot of nothing. This man will do anything for publicity. Recent stunts have been standing in a block of ice for 61 hours, standing on top of a 27 meter post for 35 hours, being buried alive, and spending a week inside a water-filled glass sphere at Lincoln Center in New York where he attempted to hold his breath for 9 minutes. He goes around NY and other major cities showing people his impressive card tricks. There is a rumor that New York City is writing a law stating Blaine will not be able to annoy people with his tricks there anymore. Rumor has it that he has dated Madonna, Fiona Apple, and Josie Moran. Magician or not, he's just another guy.
That David Blaine treats himself like an organ grinder monkey. He will do anything!
by aishtamid September 05, 2006
1. Crazy ass magician, who likes boxes and giant bowls.
2. Rhyming slang for Cocaine
"I got a kilo of David Blaine"
by Danny H May 14, 2006
The act of promoting one’s self, abilities, or predicted achievements to impossibly high expectations only to crash and burn in such a public fashion people will use that failure as a gauge against other public failures for years to come.
After talking so much crap for the past two years about his Thai-bo skillz, Pauley got completely David Blained by that Ukrainian kid with the lazy eye.
by Joe_Mamma May 11, 2006
An amazing illusionist. He is able to perform the most unbelievable illusions in front of people with simple or no props. He has traveled to places like Haiti and Africa to share the magic of his illusions with people who might now otherwise experience it. He's also been known to perform feats of incredible physical endurance, such as being in ice for days and being buried alive. He's a true magician because he strives to share his magic with everyday people.
Joey: WOAHH!
Me: What?

Joey: I just saw David Blaine make some leaves levitate in a remote jungle for some natives. He's amazing!
by speedyd August 23, 2010
A sexual maneuver that when performed correctly can side step the social awkwardness that may ensue a random blowjob, when found in the female’s environment and near climax withdraw and ejaculate into her eyes, while she rubs at her eyes in order to see, use this moment to make for the door, be sure to turn on the light and let out a CHEEEESEEE ITS! For entertainment value. When she is able to see in 5-10 minutes (sight loss is rarely permanent) she will be in alone and disoriented but not expecting a phone call. This was found on cave writings of the Incas but the original name was lost in translation, David Blaine was the first in successfully performing this lost art form in modern times.
Synonyms: DB-ing
Antonyms: Cuddling
Buddy One: So how did you leave it with Kim last night? I heard she is clingy.
Buddy Two: No we're cool she gave me a blowjob and I David Blained it out of there before her romates came back.
by Blaine Hero November 18, 2007
noun - When a female is on top of a male during sexual intercourse, and said female levitates right before the point of his climax, thus forcing the male to ejaculate on himself.
Last night was awesome till the chick I was banging pulled a David Blaine and made me spluge all over myself.
by Bejammin Foxworth March 28, 2009
When you're banging a broad doggie on the side of a bed, you lean forward and stick your hands in the air and take your legs off the ground, so that you are suspended in mid air by your wang. Extra points if you perform a spin without losing penetration.
Bitch was so hot last night, I tapped her David Blaine style.
by J Whizzle June 15, 2005
A sexual act in which a man defecates in a toilet, wraps his partner's head with a plastic bag, and holds the partner's head in the toilet bowl to simulate drowning while performing anal sex.
Her choking and Dirty Sanchez fetishes got old, so I tried giving her the David Blaine.
by BBjanthor August 15, 2008
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