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A riddle. A myth. A mystery. One would think he is a fit and healthy fella with a body to yearn for, but one would be wrong!
For behold the paunch that surprises you beyond all reason and grabs hold of your attention like no other body part ever can! David is a mystery mystery to most including himself as he stares down, every single day, at the growing anomaly, that seems to have a life of its own! Such is the bane of David's existence, for he is doomed to go through life carry this burden (quite literally) around Oh my God! Have you seen her! She almost looks like a David!
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A formidable foe to normal people. intelligent, strong forceful. a weird hybrid of a bully and a nerd. As well as the first dictator of the America and king of the new peaceful world. Also known as Timebomb and various other variations including at least TB. I am David. All other David's fall in march as we conquer the world. For a new Earth of peace void of general stupidity.
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a very hot guy usually nice and very funny dude he is such a david
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A person who is hecka cool or awesome. Everyone else is nothing compared to a David. Person 1: You are really really cool, just like a David.
Person 2: Thanks! That really cheers me up. |
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One who is a BAD ASS MOTHA FUCKA. This person is often very good looking and usually quite daring. This person also enjoys a nice glass of scotch, and most closely compared to the badass McLovin. "You are such a David for banging my mom and sister!"
"Only David could have raped Goliath." |
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1. (noun)The name of a famous statue made by Michaelangelo
2. (adj.)A Person with really great hair, that you just want to take a nap in it. 3. (adj.) A person who generally has great taste in music and is loved my everyone, most of the time. 1. Have you seen "David?" it's the most beautiful pieve of artwork I have ever witnessed in my entire life.
2. Have you seen his hair? He is so david. 3. Did you know that johnny liked that band? He is such a david. |
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David is a person who rocks everyones sox.
Yu wanna meet this kid ! LIKE FOR REAL. David IS HELLA TIGHT. - david yur so hella tight i want yu in ma pants !
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A BMF that does and gets what he wants. Someone that doesn't play by any particular rules, but is unusually charming and plays off of his looks. A David is always the funniest and inticing man of the hour. Girl 1 "David was so funny at the party last night!"
Girl 2 "yeah, I didn't see who he went home with" Girl 3 "I tried to take him home" Girl 1 "I heard he gave that stuck up blonde model a Tony Danza!!" |
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