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EXTREMELY UGLY - someone who is unpleasing or repulsive to see or hear ; also known as unattractive , unlovely , unbeautiful , unhandsome , unshapely , unpleasing , unsightly , hideous , grotesque , gruesome , gasily , offensive , horrible , horrid , repulsive , plain , bad-featured , ill-favoured , deadful looking , awful looking , frightful looking , nasty , revolting , sickening , disgusting , obnoxious , filthy , vile , rotten , nauseous , hazardous , dispicable , nausiating , foul , repelent , disagreeable , immoral , objectionable , and finally evil . CAUTION ; do not look at a david for too long . short term and long term effects include: nightmares, being scarred for life , blindness (damage to the cornia), becoming a homosexual, self-destruction and damage, and finally DEATH (most cases prove to be suicidal) . GUY 1 ; ... YO , is that a david ?
GUY 2 ; DOOOON'T LOOK YOU HOMO !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GUY 1 ; AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH ! GUY 2 ; i told you ..... AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH ! GUY 1 ; what happened ? i can't see anything ! GUY 2 ; .... neither can i . DAVID ; hey guys . - DEATH - R.I.P. GUY 1 R.I.P. GUY 2 R.I.P. THE POPULATION DAVID ; ..... ? ...... ? ..... ? where is everyone ? |
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A formidable foe to normal people. intelligent, strong forceful. a weird hybrid of a bully and a nerd. As well as the first dictator of the America and king of the new peaceful world. Also known as Timebomb and various other variations including at least TB. I am David. All other David's fall in march as we conquer the world. For a new Earth of peace void of general stupidity.
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a very hot guy usually nice and very funny dude he is such a david
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A person who is hecka cool or awesome. Everyone else is nothing compared to a David. Person 1: You are really really cool, just like a David.
Person 2: Thanks! That really cheers me up. |
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One who is a BAD ASS MOTHA FUCKA. This person is often very good looking and usually quite daring. This person also enjoys a nice glass of scotch, and most closely compared to the badass McLovin. "You are such a David for banging my mom and sister!"
"Only David could have raped Goliath." |
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1. (noun)The name of a famous statue made by Michaelangelo
2. (adj.)A Person with really great hair, that you just want to take a nap in it. 3. (adj.) A person who generally has great taste in music and is loved my everyone, most of the time. 1. Have you seen "David?" it's the most beautiful pieve of artwork I have ever witnessed in my entire life.
2. Have you seen his hair? He is so david. 3. Did you know that johnny liked that band? He is such a david. |
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David is a person who rocks everyones sox.
Yu wanna meet this kid ! LIKE FOR REAL. David IS HELLA TIGHT. - david yur so hella tight i want yu in ma pants !
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A BMF that does and gets what he wants. Someone that doesn't play by any particular rules, but is unusually charming and plays off of his looks. A David is always the funniest and inticing man of the hour. Girl 1 "David was so funny at the party last night!"
Girl 2 "yeah, I didn't see who he went home with" Girl 3 "I tried to take him home" Girl 1 "I heard he gave that stuck up blonde model a Tony Danza!!" |
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