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The Greatest Assassin of ALL TIME!

Not only a pop star, David Bowie has been a secret assassin since 1485. People who have supposedly spotted David Bowie in the scene of a murder are never taken seriously because the police or investigators would probably say, " You're CRAZY! WTF would David Bowie be doing here! How can you suspect him to be an assassin. Gets off the shrooms plz. you are coming with me downtown for further questioning." If not, the accuser would get a response similar to ," Who the hell is David Bowie?" David Bowie has been responsible for many mysterious deaths in the past.
Person a: "Did you know that David Bowie killed JFK, Martin Luther King, Judas, the real Stephen Hawking, 2pac, and Brutus?"

Person b: "Who the hell is David Bowie?"

Mysterious voice in the shadows: "exactly"
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One of the worst musicians to walk the earth.
David Bowie makes Nickelback, Justin Bieber and Ke$ha sound like music from the high heavens.
by AntiDavidBowieProject July 24, 2011
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A song written by jam band Phish, lyrics include: David Bowie, UB 40. over and over.
dude, that 35 minute david bowie from the 5/20/03 show is one crunchy groove man!
by myself37 November 17, 2008
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He reminds us of the babe
David bowie is babe babe is life
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Most loved rockstar of the 70s/80's. He was the cameleon of Rock n' Roll and overal a smoll bean.
David Bowie is an amazing artist and loved from around the globe.
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Some gimpy "rock" singer who looks like a fetus in drag.
Has many fans purely because the majority of people on this planet fail to comprehend what real music is, and what goes into making it.
David Bowie is both a terrible guitarist, and his voice is vile.
If you want some real music, check out Gamma ray or Vio-lence.
"David Bowie sucks because he can't sing"
by Loz Cook November 05, 2005
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a metrosexual that likes to cross-dress. known well for ziggy star dust, although its not such a great album...

charga5536:did u hear dat noo song by david bowie?
IcEE6969:wtf? no way, david bowie totaly sux!!
davidbowie: HUH!!?!
IcEE6969 has signed out
charga5536 has signed out
davidbowie:..........
by Fawna November 14, 2005
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