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Crazy party girl who is always a bridesmaid, never a bride. Has tons of friends because she travels all over the world. Will never turn down a good game of kickball or flip cup. If you want to have a guaranteed crazy night, hang out with this girl!!!
I had the best night of my life, I must have been hanging out with Davern.
by kickballer August 07, 2009
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Donkey Punch Plush

10" high plush doll.

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davern: a tiny penis that is always puking yellowy stuff out of the tip of it.appears whitish at first then goes all gooey and yellow and smells like old lady knickers
be careful if you ever meet a davern she is a bitch
by DAVVVVVVVVVEPENISSSSSSSSSS October 20, 2010
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Davern: to plan a sickie in advance
omg we got davved again by that pesky davern..
by daviddddddddddddddddoooooooooo October 26, 2010
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The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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