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1) to consistently gravitate towards the unnecessary;

2) to take something simple and pure and turn that the thing into something repugnant;
3) to hate-fuck a chick and blow your wad in her ear
-"The job interview was going well until I totally Dave Bergh-ed it."

-"How so?"

-"Well, she was asking me to define leadership when I got nervous and blew my wad in her ear."

by Steve with Warrior Balls December 05, 2011