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Dautis: A Dautis is a insane person who you may find either making jokes with friends or being and idiot. A Dautis has dreams of being the best at everything and absoloutly destroying the planet and making everyone catch flames he also has the biggest dick ever and walks around like he just don't care. Most girls in a relation ship with a Dautis are sore in the area. If you see this person run the fuck away and call the cops he will probably stab you with a blunt spoon
Girl: Omg I had sex with a Dautis and I can barley walk.
by RealMolester124 February 11, 2014

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