An indescribable being of the ethnic forest. Cube-headed, he stroles from street to street being slightly smacktarded (see smacktard) and not saying much apart from the odd grunted "shudup".
If seen, resort quickly to taking 3 actions:
1. make sure u are a safe distance from the fiend.
2. Shout "DARSHAN!"
-CUBE SHAPED HEAD
-HAIRY UPPER LIP
-RATHER LARGE BUILD
-JACKET = TOO SMALL
"If you go down to the woods today,
your in for a big suprise.
Darshan will be at the woods,
with his great big goggly eyes.
He fukd a rabbit, he humped a bear,
He shagged a frog and fingered a hare
Todays the day that Darshan has a picnic."
James: "Hi Darshan"
James: *looks around*
****A PERSON CALLED CHRIS MAY RESPOND TO A SIMILAR CALL AS HE IS OF A SIMILAR VIEW FROM A DISTANCE.
DIFFERENCE: slightly longer hair.****
Oversleeper who wishes he had long hair like me
i wish i woz you
Also known as Darshman, he is the god of the monothestic religion of Darshianity. His long nails are as long as his penis, which easily surpass 12 inches. If you want to talk to him, or go one step further and give him your number, you must pass Dr. Abbasi's test which lasts a few nights. (Tip: Please know what a floppy diskette is.)
Dr. Abbasi: Yes Darshan Yes!
Darshan: Ohh yea! Come on!
Dr. Abbasi: Hold yourself! Let me insert my floppy diskette!
Darshan: Harder! The floppy diskette can wait!
Dr. Abbasi: Ok sexy. Hard drives.....