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a person who wears a heavy bag and pretends to be a pedo.
Omg look at that Darley

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Darley is by far the coolest person you'll ever meet. He's funny nice and surprisingly handsome. You become bestfriends fast and he doesn't do anything to hurt you purposely. He will be with you forever and rarely lies unless if needed. He's tall and is decently good at sports. He has at least 1 girl bestfriend but many boy bestfriends. He is really really nice and will be with you forever and ever. Don't make a darley mad because he will just laugh. Darleys are the coolest and rarest people alive and they aren't fake with you they're very real. Treasure darley the coolest person alive and also one of the handsomest and easiest to fall in love with.
omg that must be a darley!

Is that darley coming to us? I'm so happy !
Darley is the coolest person ever.
by The Astonishing Asteroid June 09, 2015

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