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Darkwah is a living legend.

He is more or less gods gift to football, with his mindblowing technique and hunger for goals, this guy is unstoppable. He currently plays for Rochdale, also known as "the dale", but there's no doubt about his amazing skills. he is the Boogeyman of football
Lad 1: "Oi mate, 'ave ya seen this Darkwah bloke over 'ere, he's bloody marvelous!"

Lad 2: " yeah i knae, but I've lost me fackin cig!"
by Dodgyfella November 16, 2010