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The guy the Pistons took over Carmelo, who scored 0.5 PPG and just 4.7 minutes per game, while watching more talented Power Forwards like Rasheed Wallace and Mehmet Okur do all the work.
Darko Milicic was selected #2 overall in the NBA Draft to collect towels and get Larry Brown coffee.
by Bob May 01, 2004
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1. Basketball player that never got a chance to play in Detroit because they are stacked. Got a chance to play in Orlando did ok for a 21 year old. He average 7.6 ppg and 4.1 rpg and 2 blks (with orlando) he should be ok not great but ok

2. With the pistons he was the victory cigar
Detroit is up by 55 here comes Darko Milicic
by JJ Caesar June 28, 2006
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A basketball player who didn't get much pt for the pistons but now is getting more in orlando. Was taken over D-wade and Carmelo in the draft. Played very well in the FIBA
Darko Milicic had 18 and 15 in the FIBA
by JJ Caez August 26, 2006
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A NBA draft bust. Was taken 2nd overall in the famously talent-stacked 2003 NBA Draft, ahead of All-Stars like Carmelo Anthony (3rd), Chris Bosh (4th), Dwyane Wade (5th), David West (18th, and Josh Howard (29th). Many of these, namely Anthony, Bosh and Wade have chances of being hall-of-famers, and he was drafted before them all. Many other players in this draft are better than Darko, such as Chris Kaman, Kirk Hinrich, T.J Ford, Luke Ridnour, Dahntay Jones, Boris Diaw, Travis Outlaw, Carlos Delfino, Kendrick Perkins, LeAndro Barbosa and these are just the 1st rounders. Even a handful of 2nd-rounders are better than this Serb scrub, Jason Kapono, Luke Walton, Steve Blake, Willie Green, Zaza Pachulia, Mo Williams and Kyle Korver. So in all, that is 22 players selected after Darko that have had better careers than him. BUST!!!
Fan 1: Hey man, did you see Darko Milicic fire up an airball the other day against the Knicks?

Fan 2: What, before or after Nate Robinson blocked him? And he was actually on the court? Man the Knicks must have been up by about 50... That's turrible...
by J-Dawg aka Nuthin-But-Swish November 28, 2008
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Player that was drafted second overall pick in the 2003 ( Picked over Carmelo Anthony, Dwyane Wade, Chris Bosh which are all all-star players . Darko was drafter by the Detroit Pistons and say few to no minutes during the time he was a Piston. Darko was the only player in Detroit that was allowed to bring his Game Boy Advance with Pokemon Ruby because it was likely he wasnt going to play. Now in Orlando Darko is still not getting many minutes, but yet he will always be remembered as one of the stupidest drafts picks in NBA History.
What the hell was Detroit thinking when they picked Darko Milicic second overall.
by LivingFaith February 17, 2008
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human victory cigar
when darko goes in, the pistons are lighting up their human victory cigar
by stu f. May 03, 2004
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noun. a basketball player who sits on the bench during a game and does not play in the game, a.k.a. a DNP-CD
Darko Milicic received a DNP-CD for the 10th consecutive game.
by Ivor February 10, 2005
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