Since the sexual revolution
of the mid-1960s, theoretical biologists have been aware of a unique mystery lurking within the foreskins
all over the world. Upon calculating the amount of smegma
that would be necessary to produce the intensity of odour that was emanating from the penises of uncircumcised
males, it was discovered that the amount required would be more than four times the quantity of smegma that was detectable. To resolve this apparent paradox
, it was theorised that an invisible
substance, named dark smegma, was responsible for the excess odour.
To date, no dark smegma has been detected, though the consensus within the theoretical biology community is that a breakthrough
"I apologise for the smell, it's not that I don't wash or anything, I guess I must just have a lot of dark smegma, perhaps I should get cut?"