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One of a various set of characters including Pale Kielbasa and Maximum Bizcut. He boasts with confidence a flattering moustauche and flowing cape. To add to his elegance, a suave pair of 80's sun glasses have been added to his already awesome lineaments.
Moderately Tan Balogna was terrorizing the helpless town, yet Dark Sausage poked in to save the day.
by Dark Sausage and Darkness Theory February 14, 2004