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Taking a dump with the lights off.
Why'd you turn the lights on? I was taking a dark dump.
by NinjaHotline December 29, 2011
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When fuckers turn the light of on me when I'm dropping a duece at work.
Rob, the douche bag, Conway keeps forcing a 'dark dump' on me.
by Angry Pooper October 08, 2008
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