A city in Illinois, in the subarbs of Chicago. The slogan of this town is, "A nice place to live". The slogan lies. There is absolutely nothing to do here, but there is a Taco Bell, a Dairy Queen, and DCP (Darien Community Park). Also, because this is such a boring town, a good portion of the teenagers here do drugs because they having nothing better to do with their time. So there's something. Chances are, if you are a teenager and you live in Darien, you go to Hinsdale South High School. South is a pretty good school, and was ranked 10th in the state. Hinsdale South also has two Astroturf fields, but no air conditioning. We suck at most of our sports, but we're pretty alright at Danceline and girl's badmintion. The weather here fucking sucks as well. Our winters are cold as shit, and the spring is apparently as well. The weather for this summer has been cool and rainy, makes sense. Clearly, this town sucks and i will move far away from here when I get older for sure. But hey, there's a ton of drugs.
Bob: So what's there to do here in darien, illinois?
Joe: Absolutely nothing.