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8.
1. Moron, freakin' idiot.

2. Piece of shit stuck to your ass crack.
1. F*cking dard, you don't wipe before shitting.

2. Dude, the other day, I was going to the bathroom, and I shit, but I didn't wipe, and now, I got a dry dard stuck on my crack.
by Roybertito January 02, 2006
 
9.
1 f*cking your best friend's ex just to prove you're sex is superior to his or her sex

2 a moron, idiot

3 a dry piece of shit stuck to your arse, like a dingle-berry but smaller
1. Hey man, I went over to Sandy's house and pulled a dard...yep, she said I was totally better than you.

2 F*cking dard, you don't wipe before shitting.

3. Dude, the other day, I was going to the bathroom, and I shit, but I didn't wipe, and now, I got a dry dard stuck on my crack.
by LordDard August 06, 2006