(2) God's only failure.
(3) An act that can only make you want to do terrible things to people or objects.
(4) A word used to replace failure when the fail is much farther than epic.
Guy 2 - What a Darben.
(2) Guy 1 - Who is that?
Guy 2 - ... Darben.
Guy 1 - What was god thinking?
(3) *Attending a funeral*
Guy 1 - What happened to your grandmother?
Guy 2 - A Darben hit her with a baseball bat on accident.
Guy 1 - Damn... Only if there weren't and Darbens in this world.
(4) *A guy rides a bike into a stationary car*
Guy 2 - LOL!!! DARBEN!