(n) Being retarded, your adorableness is the only thing that keeps you around. (imagine a slow pitiful petting of the head). Equivocal with being a really cute, slightly stupid male.
"I got back together with my boyfriend. When I discovered his actions weren't malicious. He was just being a dapple retard"
by gypsyfire October 13, 2011
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