Member 2: Oh really? That would be a shame.
Member 1: Yes. It would. I mean, I haven't fed the dog.
Onlooker: Oh look. It's those two conversing in danter! It's amusing to watch.
Dan- "Hi, I pulled a girl...once."
Dan - "I was watching Charolette Church Show, and after one tug I came everywhere".
After rainy day, Dan- "Thank God I am wearing 2 shirts".
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