noun: A creature with an asian man haircut, chinstrap mustache, who shows up at random parties as a human, eventually gets so hammered that all he wants to do is get into a robe, thus establishing himself as "Dans Hefner", and eventually becomes an ape who's only mission is to leave his surroundings in ruins.
verb: To get in a "bent knee stance", grab your drink by two hands, whatever it may be, and continue to chug it with your eyes wide open, until it is completely gone.
"Dans your drink right now!"
"Does anybody know where Dans is?"
"Dans-proof the house, because he is goinng to break everything."
Perscription Pain Killas used to get high
effects are like bein drunk and high at the same time
also known as Bo's,purchased in Wops(25 Dans)
Its a Frisco thang
My nigga you pop them dans, u looks d'd out.
abbreviation for Dumb Ass Niggers
I went to the ghetto liquor store and there were so many DANS hanging around the store.