(v.) Taking his/her dick and lathering it with tune fish before shoving it into a male unicorn's asshole.
Kid 2: Nah man, I got to hit the books.
Kid 1: Alright.
Kid 2: Can i get a check?
Waiter: Nah man. We Strait.
(female) Who's that?
He's the sexiest, funniest man ever you Twilight-loving faghag!
Reply from Daniel Tosh: Ive been waiting ALL DAY for my midmorning satisfaction!