Well, that just can't cut it. He has the charm of a vampire and the power/mind of a werewolf. Girls simply cannot resist his power.
So, um, yea. Anyone up for some fwied wice?
Girl 2: I love your flip-flops.
Girl 1: ... DANH.
Guy 1: How was your night?
Guy 2: Eh, it was ok. I spent it with Kate.
Guy 1: Whaaat? Don't tell me you slept with that DANH.
Guy 2: Why not?
Guy 1: I slept with her once. She tried to paint her nails while we were doing doggy-style.