Glynis: I had a dangerous wank whilst Brian popped to the shop for a pint of milk and some fishermans friends.
Margaret: Ooh, that sounds like fun.
Glynis: Yes, it was delightful.
then the fun bit...
you have to ejaculate before you mother reaches you room or you have to do the whole sequence over again.
was sitting at home bored so i thought i would have a dangerous wank
problm was i lost and my dad was the only one at home.