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When, whilst in a completely inappropriate public place (funerals, dancefloors and busy paths) you simultaneously masterbate and excrete. At the same time trying to fight off anyone who attempts to stop you (Mourners, bouncers and vigilantes).
Dude!? Is Jerry having a danger-swank at the bar?
by Sidekicks of Lousy Shit April 16, 2009
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