The action of agressively pushing someone off of you when they begin to lean on you as a sign of affection.
I tried to put my arm around her during the movie but I got Daned.
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Dane's are usually red headed. His tendency is to be a huge dick to women but no one minds. Most of the time Dane's has smaller genitals as well. Everyone loves Dane. He also is a talkative person and does not have an inside voice.
Look at his bulge, he's definitely a Dane!
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Boys that are a dane are not worth it.
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A Dane is a type of duck, commonly linked with the fear anatidaephobia.
Wow, I feel as though I'm being watched by a dane.
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To Dane someone is to tell them that you will meet them at a specific time and place and never show up. People that "Dane" others will often re-enforce the illusion that they plan on attending events with such phrases as "See you there!" or "I'm just going to take care of something real quick, then we are getting it on!"

It should be noted that the more enthusiasm that the individual exhibits during this behavior, the less likely they are to show up.
Christine: How did your date go last night?

Anthony: Super weak...

Christine: Why?

Anthony: No, the girl completely "Daned" the **** out if me. I ended up sitting in the restaurant by myself for three hours.

Christine: OMG, I can't believe you got Daned, you're such a good looking guy!!
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1. Verb, For one male to grasp another in the genitals, especially the balls
2. To gropple (grab, caress) one's crotch

1. Dude, go Dane yourself
2. back off! are you trying to Dane me or some shit?
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The cockiest piece of shit you will ever meet in your life. He believes he is better than everyone. He is an athletic kid but he also thinks he is the most athletic out of everyone.
Dane just said he was the best at everything... again.
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