Human #2: "I have an infinite fuse of inspiration and imagination when Dane Cook is apart of the creation."
Human #2: "Wow, that's deep."
Human #1: "I know, I can't help it."
Uh... could it be because people piss on the floor and wash their hands aggressively?
dude: it's the sufi. You know.... Dane Cook.
guy: Who?...oh right that guy. (pause) I hate that I know you.
Retarded audience: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! That Dane Cook.....