"Oh right, I hear they're forcing EPWs to listen to or watch Dane Cook. They spill both their secrets and their lunch after that!"
Uh... could it be because people piss on the floor and wash their hands aggressively?
dude: it's the sufi. You know.... Dane Cook.
guy: Who?...oh right that guy. (pause) I hate that I know you.
Retarded audience: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! That Dane Cook.....