He puts the FUN in FUNNY.
Hes the Elvis to comedy and I dont care what people say he is amazing!
And shouldnt be referred to anything but Daney Waney <3
Girl: Dont chu mess with Daney Waney or I'll go all Zohan on yo ass!
Uh... could it be because people piss on the floor and wash their hands aggressively?
dude: it's the sufi. You know.... Dane Cook.
guy: Who?...oh right that guy. (pause) I hate that I know you.
Retarded audience: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! That Dane Cook.....