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Joke Formula: SO i was chasing this chicken across the road and masturbating at the same time and then I saw a woman so I screamed HEY GET OFF MY BALLS and ran into a blender. Everybody does this!
Delivery style: Epic seizures and screaming fits create the illusion of humor. He could scream "FUNNY" in peoples faces and they'd laugh because they feel they're supposed to.
Fun facts: Once admitted to Santa Monica hospital straight from a frat party with dragon lizards in multiple orfices.

Dane Cook: For those who didn't get Carrot Top.
by calvinandhobbes1 September 01, 2008
 
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The Gallagher of our generation. Dane Cook is a "comedian" that everyone seems to love despite his extreme mediocrity. His amazing lack of jokes combined with his ability to run around the stage like a five-year-old without his meds appeals to anyone without a soul or any knowledge of comedy. His trite and obvious observations contain no punchlines and often appeal to people with short attention spans.
You ever go into the bathroom and everything is WET? The floor is wet! The counters are wet! Everything's wet!

-Dane Cook

Uh... could it be because people piss on the floor and wash their hands aggressively?

-Andy Kindler
by Illusion February 19, 2007
 
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A terrible comedian who's known for stealing jokes from earlier, talented comedians such as Louis C.K. universally reviled, only teenagers with half a brain think Dane Cook's funny.
I can't believe you like Dane Cook, you probably like Carlos Mencia too.
by chinaman February 15, 2007
 
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Standup comedian famous for his wild stage antics and the creation of the hand gesture known as Su-Fi. He has performed many venues including television specials and night clubs. He is also a member of the "Tourgasm" comedy group and recently released a comedy CD.
Dane Cook is so funny I wet myself.
by Hanover Booty Contest June 21, 2005
 
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A chuckle-at-best of a comedian who will disappear as quick as he came. 20 years from now, he'll be as memorable as Yakov Shmirnoff or Paula Poundstone. You may have already forgotten about him and his stolen, tired act by the time your done reading this.
guy: what the hell is wrong with your hand?
dude: it's the sufi. You know.... Dane Cook.
guy: Who?...oh right that guy. (pause) I hate that I know you.
by 90% Airzooka August 19, 2007
 
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An overrated actor/comedian who isn't the least bit funny and is known for stealing his jokes from Louis CK. all he ever does is swear a lot and tell all these uninteresting and unfunny stories about his pathetic life, expecting people to laugh. Plus he's a singer, but a very, very bad one.
Dane Cook: Why do they call bananas bananas? Shouldn't they be called FUNanas because theyre fun and they're full of deliciousness? Isn't that like the point of eating a banana? Well that's why I eat a banana now STEP OFF!

Retarded audience: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! That Dane Cook.....
by Truelove February 26, 2008
 
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poop
I just took a massive Dane Cook
by Miked? January 22, 2009
 
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A stand-up comedian who has become popular as of late. Known for his wild stories and eccentric manner. He is one of the newest comics on the rise. He has released two CD's, "Retaliation" and "Harmful If Swallowed." Has also appeared on numerous TV shows and had a minor roll in the movie "Waiting."
That Dane Cook is a silly bitch.
by SeanMurface April 10, 2006