Did I mention he's Catholic?.. Since when the fuck are comedians Religious????
Person with an IQ of 10: Do you own a gun?
Uh... could it be because people piss on the floor and wash their hands aggressively?
dude: it's the sufi. You know.... Dane Cook.
guy: Who?...oh right that guy. (pause) I hate that I know you.
Retarded audience: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! That Dane Cook.....