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55. Dane Cook
In my opinion, Dane Cook is the funniest man currently alive. Dane Cook is a stand-up comedian and a Massachusetts native. He is best known for his real-life antics and for his notorious hand gesture the Super Finger, normally shortened to Su-Fi. One of his most recent performances, and my all-time favorite was the Dane Cook: Vicious Circle HBO Special. He is also know for a game he started entitled "Who's In My Mouth?"
Dane Cook- "...And then you get that tap, that sudden just- tap. And who is it? You turn to see who it is, and who is it? The World! The World is behind you saying, 'Uh, yeah, hi. In case you haven't noticed, I'm the fucking world. And, in case you don't know... You're gonna cry."
1. Dane Cook
The Gallagher of our generation. Dane Cook is a "comedian" that everyone seems to love despite his extreme mediocrity. His amazing lack of jokes combined with his ability to run around the stage like a five-year-old without his meds appeals to anyone without a soul or any knowledge of comedy. His trite and obvious observations contain no punchlines and often appeal to people with short attention spans.
You ever go into the bathroom and everything is WET? The floor is wet! The counters are wet! Everything's wet!

-Dane Cook

Uh... could it be because people piss on the floor and wash their hands aggressively?

-Andy Kindler
2. dane cook
A terrible comedian who's known for stealing jokes from earlier, talented comedians such as Louis C.K. universally reviled, only teenagers with half a brain think Dane Cook's funny.
I can't believe you like Dane Cook, you probably like Carlos Mencia too.
3. Dane Cook
Standup comedian famous for his wild stage antics and the creation of the hand gesture known as Su-Fi. He has performed many venues including television specials and night clubs. He is also a member of the "Tourgasm" comedy group and recently released a comedy CD.
Dane Cook is so funny I wet myself.
4. dane cook
A chuckle-at-best of a comedian who will disappear as quick as he came. 20 years from now, he'll be as memorable as Yakov Shmirnoff or Paula Poundstone. You may have already forgotten about him and his stolen, tired act by the time your done reading this.
guy: what the hell is wrong with your hand?
dude: it's the sufi. You know.... Dane Cook.
guy: Who?...oh right that guy. (pause) I hate that I know you.
5. Dane Cook
An overrated actor/comedian who isn't the least bit funny and is known for stealing his jokes from Louis CK. all he ever does is swear a lot and tell all these uninteresting and unfunny stories about his pathetic life, expecting people to laugh. Plus he's a singer, but a very, very bad one.
Dane Cook: Why do they call bananas bananas? Shouldn't they be called FUNanas because theyre fun and they're full of deliciousness? Isn't that like the point of eating a banana? Well that's why I eat a banana now STEP OFF!

Retarded audience: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! That Dane Cook.....
6. Dane Cook
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I just took a massive Dane Cook
7. dane cook
A stand-up comedian who has become popular as of late. Known for his wild stories and eccentric manner. He is one of the newest comics on the rise. He has released two CD's, "Retaliation" and "Harmful If Swallowed." Has also appeared on numerous TV shows and had a minor roll in the movie "Waiting."
That Dane Cook is a silly bitch.
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