Top Definition
Masturbation, Spanking the Monkey, Beating the drum, Releasing the One-Eyed Monster.
'Dude, what were you doing!?'
'Oh, I was dancing with the irish clown'
'The door was closed, there was no clown.'
'I know.'
by Resistor.Face March 07, 2010

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