" oh my god i love this song its elton john. ooh loo at that hottie over their. I hope hes a dancefloor dick slapper. doo doo doo. SLAP."
"oi fairy boy fuck off back to your uphill gardening pad"
"oh ok i was planning on a night in watching are you being served any way... Bitch. Come on fee fee were not going to get any action tonight"