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When upon hitting the dance floor one feels the onset of a violent, uncontrollable bout of diarrhea that demands immediate expulsion from one's bowels. I made the mistake of eating a crunch wrap supreme before hitting the club last night. As soon as I got on the floor with my date I got the dance floor splatters. Talk about a shitty first date!
diarrhea
exlax
stool softener
the runs
embarrasment
by Bowel Problems Bandit May 10, 2009 share this add a video |
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