People who live in Marblehead and Danbury Ohio get to go to the shittiest school in America. Theres a 30 inch TV in every classroom. The occupants are sheltered in from the real world. Do not move to this school district. You are one of the popular kids since theres only 40 max in a grade. Half your class will be mentally retarded. The sports suck. Every damn sport is just terrible. Pee wee football players are bigger than these Danbury shrimps. If you want an easy win schedule every game to play Danbury. If you injure one person you even win all the games. Danbury Football 15 strong. Yes 15 people. Either the students are too fat or theyre ugly as hell. The upside is if you don't look like the rest you will get laid fast. Pot? Beer? They got it. Staff is stupid. Smoking joints is what they do for gym. Steroids is how they get taller. The worse place to go to school in the world is how you can meet the Danbury Lakers. 1/20 make it to a college degree. Are you ready for this challenge. Hell no.
by GrammaDick January 04, 2010