look up any word, like darude - sandstorm:
 
1.
One who is very dumb. He likes to sexually assault felines. He had no friends and like to act like he's tough but he's not. He will always be made fun of by someone no matter where he is.
That kid over there is so gay. I think he is Dan the Matheny
by Theodore R May 14, 2008

Words related to Dan the Matheny

cat-fucker dan fag gay homo matheny shitface shitty