Miami Dolphins quarterback for 17 seasons. Without a doubt the best quarterback in history. Posessed the quickest release known to man. Would read defenses like a hawk and would consistantly have phenominal seasons. A true champion and an incredible competitor.

Master of the Pig-skin. Suck on that Peyton.

he was quarterback for the Miami Dolphins from 1983-1999. he was the best pure passer in the game. he's arguably the greatest quarterback of all time. he owns every major quarterback record in the NFL, and is at least in the top 10 of most of the other QB records. he only went to the superbowl once and lost in 1984. however, for 17 seasons he never complained or asked to be traded despite the fact that his team had no other playmaker other than him, no running game, and no defense. he's second in career wins with 147 (john elway had 148).

the 27th PICK OF THE 1983 draft, since there were only 28 teams back then, dipshit. his defenses were consistently near the bottom of the league and never truly had a great running back. when asked to give up the ball to the running game, he did out of desire to win a championship, only to find that the players jimmy johnson picked at that position were duds. in most experts opinion, he is at least on a par with any quarterback in nfl history. probably a victim of his own statistics, because idiots like don shula figure "if we just rely on danny to pass teh ball all game, we're bound to win a super bowl eventually". peers of his like john elway, had the fortune of having a coach with a brain, who realizes that you will not win superbowls unless you have a balanced attack on offense and a solid defense.

Term given to someone who possesses no jewlery.

Since Marino never won a superbowl, he doesnt have a superbowl ring.

Can also be used to describe an older single woman.

A selfish football player, who has everyone thinking he had no talent, despite he was 31th pick in the draft(to a SB team). They say he had no defense, but his defense had the name Killer B's(that's not a name for a sorry defense since it sounds cool), they said he had no running back(the truth is his HBs never got any carries), they always ranked high on pass offense(once again no carries for the HB and like were top 5 in pass attempts), and he tried to win a lot of games by himself.

Dan Marino, who spent his entire carrer with the Miami Dolphins, is one of the all time greatest quarterbacks in the history of the NFL. The 27th pick in the draft, back when their were only 28 teams so ignore that one dumbass, a 9 time Pro Bowler, former Rookie of the Year, the 1984 MVP, the 1994 Comeback Player of the Year, and the all time leader in several passing statical categories (at one point he held 27 records in passing), he now spends his Sundays as an NBC analyist. Although he never won a Superbowl, it wasn't like he was the only guy who played on the gridiron. He only had one 1000 yard rusher in a season running back, a guy who was drafted in 1996, and retired before Dan did in 2000. Don Shula employed a multi runningback system for much of his carrer, and in fact, The Miami Dolphins had .02 less rushing attempts then John Elway's Denver Bronco's. His defense was also freqently in the basement of the NFL. In Dan's single greatest game ever, where he had over 450 passing yards and 6 touchdowns, and they still lost. Another time the defense blew a 21 point lead in the 1994 AFC Championship game. The only time they were any good on defense was the first 3 years of his carrer, and the last 4, when they had Jason Taylor, Zach Thomas, Patrick Surtain, and Sam Madison.