| 1. | Damn it Julian. | ||
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When someone feels that their secrets have been exposed, the logical response is to blame Julian Assange, the founder of Wikileaks. Jeremy: Did you hack my account again?
Richard: Mayyyybe. Jeremy: Damn it Julian. |
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| 2. | Trautwein | ||
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A form of anal disease that slowly eats away at your lower intestine before making your liver explode which results in a nuclear holocaust. Also commonly known as the little penguin that could. Damn it bitch you gots the penguins!!!!
Shit...Happy Feet syndrome. It`s Trautwein sir. I'm afraid you're gonna destroy all of humanity as we know it. Danny Devito. |
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| 3. | Trautwein | ||
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A form of anal disease that slowly eats away at your lower intestine before making your liver explode which results in a nuclear holocaust. Also commonly known as the little penguin that could. Damn it bitch you gots the penguins!!!!
Shit...Happy Feet syndrome. It`s Trautwein sir. I'm afraid you're gonna destroy all of humanity as we know it. Danny Devito. |
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| 4. | Cruice | ||
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If it's Cruice, than it's Crucial!!!!!
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| 5. | Johnny Depp | ||
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An extremely talented actor who is one of the sexiest guys alive (Refer to Julian Casablancas) and makes it okay to lust after him for this exact reason. He isn't in it for the money or the fame, and enjoys attempting to make himself displeasing to the eye, which is impossible and in turn makes him even sexier. He adapted pirates to a modern context enjoyable for a range of audiences which makes him nothing short of a genius. Johnny Depp is like a fine wine.
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| 6. | Vivian | ||
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(n.) one of the most beautiful names a girl can have.
Because it ends with a gentle flow when you pronounce it, it has an elegant and graceful twist to the name. It is also special because Vivian is not as common as other names. Unlike some names that make the girl sound like a total bitch bitch, like Kristina, Jessica, Victoria, Emily, Ashley, Kelly, Nicole, or Lauren, Vivian sounds graceful and elegantly classy. Parents who name their girls Vivian have refined taste. It is more likely a name for the upper-class. Any girl with this name is very likely to be pretty with an amazing personality. The name has a sense of beauty with a drop of danger and adventure and fun to it. It is derived from the Latin meaning "life". Adrienne is also a great name for a girl but Vivian is exclusively used for girls.....aka Vivienne or other spellings. Pretty much any name that ends with a consonant followed by -ian has a beautiful ring to it, like Lillian, Hadrian, Julian, etc. Hands down the best kisser ever. if you're lucky enough to experience this pure ecstasy, you're going straight to hell because she's sinfully good. How can anyone forget the girl named Vivian?
Man, that Vivian is a beautiful girl! I wish I have a girlfriend named Vivian. She would be gorgeous and lots of fun. Man, that Vivian is so fun to be around, not to mention she's pretty too! Damn I wish I can kiss Vivian, or at least get a warm hug from her. What's your name? Vivian? That's a gorgeous name! No girl can be compared to a girl named Vivian. |
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| 7. | Julian | ||
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A very honest man who is freakishly horny. He gets hard an average of 45 times per day. Many woman like him and dream of having sex with him. He is a player but everyone loves him because he is sweet like candy. He has an overactive imagination and can make up very sexual stories that can turn anyone on and get them wet like a lake. It felt like Julian was taking over my body.
I was having a wet dream thanks to Julian. Have you ever experienced a Julian inside you? Damn you are harder than a Julian! |
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